Friday, September 12, 2008

Mandi "ism's"

So I have a tendency to say things without thinking. That just comes with being blonde I guess. So all summer everyone has been keeping track of the "dumb" things that come out of my mouth. For Example here is a list of just some of my sayings or things I have learned this summer:

Sushi... Like from Ireland?

Whats a Vatican?

Is it supposed to do that?

"I always spell my last name wrong when I write in cursive"

Louisiana is the country shaped as a boot..

A roach has more meanings then just a nasty bug..

Everything comes from the grocery store..

Are there beaches in China?

Are there hurricanes in California?

Do penguins have knees?

Where is the light coming from.. huh my flashlight?

Who is Sara Palin? Isn't she McCains wife?

How do I vote?

What's a hermafroditie?

These are just a few of the many things that come out of my mouth daily.. Needless to say everytime I speak, I am not exactly sure what will come out.


In The Doghouse said...

Although there are many incredibly funny things that escape the mouth of Mandi, there are many profound things as well. I think my favorite Mandi ism however had to be "What's a Vatican?" I guess you would have to know to be able to answer the question on Jeopardy. lol

You're right Wheel of Fortune might be your better game choice.
Love you girl!

Br00kie said...

hahahahah ahhaha hahah ahah ahaha?!?!

Lauren Steimle said...

hahahahaha those are hilarious!

Greg Dowden said...

Doesn't Africa look like a 7? LOL!